- Perfect for chaotic gardeners, houseplant hoarders, and backyard growers who’ve seen a few too many wilted dreams. This sarcastic quote is made for anyone whose garden thrives on chaos and questionable decisions.
- Ideal for plant parents, balcony botanists, and weekend weeders who’ve overwatered, underwatered, and still believe in the power of new dirt. This hilarious expression celebrates every unpredictable leafy journey.
- 16” x 16” bag with two 14” long and 1” wide black cotton webbing strap handles.
- Made of a lightweight, spun polyester canvas-like fabric.
- All seams and stress points are double-stitched for durability, and the reinforced bottom flattens to fit more items and hold larger objects.
- Spot clean/dry clean only.
My garden has trust issues. One minute it’s thriving, the next it’s a passive-aggressive mess of yellow leaves and silent judgment. This funny gardening quote is for anyone who’s ever whispered apologies to their plants or begged a dying fern not to give up. Whether you’re growing basil in mason jars or fighting an ongoing war with aphids, this design is your green-thumbed reality check. It celebrates the unpredictable rollercoaster of urban gardening, where success feels accidental and every bloom feels like a miracle. Ideal for plant addicts, overwaterers, compost whisperers, and backyard hopefuls who believe in the healing power of dirt and sarcasm. If you’ve ever started a garden with high hopes and ended with a patch of regret, this quote was planted just for you. Great for those who know the pain of failed seedlings, the drama of root rot, and the sheer audacity of a plant that thrived when you forgot it existed. Gardening is growth and so is admitting you’ve been ghosted by a tomato plant.
- Package Dimensions : 14.5 x 9.5 x 2 inches; 11.2 ounces
- Date First Available : May 18, 2025
- Manufacturer : merch_template
